Bernie Dexter was kind enough to personally furnish us with the following photos of the new Olivia-designed T-shirts that she will be modeling at the San Diego Comic Con TODAY (Friday, July 24th, 2009) and TOMORROW (Saturday, July 25th, 2009) from 12:00-4:00 (although if she's having fun, she admits she will probably come earlier and stay later!)

She and Olivia De Berardinis will be appearing at Olivia's booth, #5358. Olivia will be at the booth for the entire run of the convention (through the end of the day, Sunday, July 26th, 2009).

Bernie will be modeling the awesome t-shirts seen below...





If you can't get to the Con, you can buy these incredible shirts at BETTIE PAGE HOLLYWOOD or BETTIE PAGE LAS VEGAS.


Review: Rhett Miller

Rhett Miller first came onto many music fans’ radars as the leader of OLD 97’S, a standard-bearer of “alt country”… a genre known for taking the decidedly anti-intellectual genres of country & western and infusing them with inventive, literate lyrics and complex musical arrangements. The band moved into poppier and increasing eclectic sounds as they matured. Rhett’s solo record continues this forward momentum, scarcely giving good ol’ shitkickin’ country a second glance in the rearview.

Instead, Rhett rewards listeners with a collage of sixties “pure pop” sounds that would please millennials, boomers and even vinyl obsessed X-ers. His catchy power pop songs feature low-key vocals dispensing ultra-clever, misanthropic lyrics about love gone sideways (and was it worth the trouble?), set in sharp relief against lush, dense, evocative production. There’s some Beach Boys here, some Dylan, there, the Beatles everywhere. Inventive instrumentation keeps each track fresh. The first few songs are shiny and bright… then some fuzz guitar enters, allowing for some grit, making a few songs sound like lost “Nuggets” tracks. Far beyond a pastiche, Rhett makes his references serve his own statements in an authentic way.

The album’s midpoint, “Bonfire” is a delicate, spaced-out ballad that brings Syd Barrett to mind, seemingly ushering in a softer, more earnest, less complicated (but no less thought out) back half to the album. There, the “Topanga Canyon sound” of Graham Parsons has a run-in with the English show bands that inspired Sgt. Pepper’s on “Another Girlfriend”, and folkier flavors give room for more hopeful and redemptive love songs to bloom, making way for “Sometimes”, a sweet, unabashedly romantic paean to the power of music and the belief in everlasting love… an earnest denouement to a work that began with a brash odes to the power of pessimism.




Lenora Claire by Olivia

Subtle reminder that "Bettie Page: Heaven Bound" is opening tomorrow at the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery. The above is a painting of Lenora Claire, the show's curator, by the amazing Olivia De Berardinis, the featured artist in the show.






Ah, the land of the rising sun, they who do America better than Americans. Yes, some would point to the auto industry and electronics, while I would point to more significant areas of cartoons 'bout giant fightin' robots and Rockabilly! I've done nearly as many posts about Japanese Rockabilly as from anywhere else on our spinnin' marble! The problem is, getting to Japan is hard, staying is damn expensive (have you checked out the exchange rate?) and the language is exceptionally difficult to learn for someone who failed Spanish twice (true. oh so sad but true).

I have a feeling that Italian born-NYC based photographer Alessandro Zuek Simonetti (who probably knows more languages than me, safe bet), must identify with my plight. Simonetti admits to a "deep interest in young niche cultures", and this reflects on his work, which you may have seen in Rolling Stone, GQ, Warp Magazine Japan, Tema Celeste, Vice and Theme. Brands such as Carhartt, Zoo York, 55dsl, Lee, Bijules, Still Life NYC, Redbull, Evisu, Sartoria comunication and Slam Jam have also benefited from his talents.

But what drove him to unearth a little slice of Japanese rockabilly right in the Big Apple and document it through his lens?

Well, I'll let him tell it:

ABC Rebel Night is a monthly party organized by a Japanese rockabilly group based in NYC. I went one night in this bizarre tiki bar on 14th street. I was astounded by a japenese rock'n'roll/female synchro ballet contest and intrigued by everyone's 50's style... they were so perfect!


His photos have been collected into a limited-edition portfolio. Learn how to BUY IT here.

Stray thought?... Why can't Afghanistan look like Japan in a few decades? How do you fight the Taliban? Afghani Rockabilly... I'm just sayin'.


Tattoosday: Elizabeth

www.myspace.com/InkedUp1212 - elizabeth

Check out this cool tattoo from Massachusetts mama, Elizabeth.

Lenora Claire

As you know, all of us at the Bettie Page Blog have been positively frothing at the mouth... mainly due to a sudden onset of swine flu, but ALSO over the new World of Wonder Storefront Gallery show, BETTIE PAGE: HEAVEN BOUND, featuring the art of Olivia De Berardinis. The show is curated by the glamorous, multi-talented LENORA CLAIRE. In addition to a career as a journalist, writer, model, actress, artist, cartoon-character-inspiration, TV producer and glass-eater, she has been the curator of numerous eye-popping, jaw-dropping group shows that feature an unholy collision of high art and pop culture.

She has been kind enough to give us a taste of what we can expect when the show opens this coming Saturday (May 2nd).

First of all, in light of your show "Golden Girls Gone Wild", you have my deepest sympathies regarding the tragic loss of Bea Arthur. How many of these "concept" art shows have you curated for World of Wonder and how did you come to do them?

LC: Thank you. While I never got to know Bea personally she inspired me on many levels. She was a giant talent for sure.

Bettie Page: Heaven Bound will be my third show at World of Wonder. I was a fan of World of Wonder's tv shows and films for years (Party Monster, Inside Deep Throat, RuPaul's Drag Race, The Perez Hilton Show for VH1, etc.) and got to know the owners Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey via my friends, James St. James, who wrote Party Monster, and WOW producer Thairin Smothers.

Through a lucky series of events World of Wonder opened a gallery on the lower level of their beautiful art deco production offices and my wacky shows found a home.

BPB: Much of your work and life seems to swirl around the notion of celebrity...
So my question to you, is if Heidi and Spencer call their wedding reception an "after party" on the invite, does that ruin the illusion?

LC: Growing up in Los Angeles, the idea of a celebcentric universe always seemed to be the norm. I'm sure it's not entirely healthy but it's what I know. If you look at Hollywood historically, it has always been based on illusion, so I don't think Heidi and Spencer will make everything go up in smoke (and mirrors).

BPB: Seriously, you successfully manage to celebrate and lampoon celebrity at the same time. In a way, you send it up, but you also, obviously, are not unwelcoming of attention... what are your feelings about gossip and star worship?

LC: Are you familiar with the story of Thomas Ince? I'm going to get all Hollywood Babylon for a sec (ed. note: Hollywood Babylon: The Legendary Underground Classic of Hollywood's Darkest and Best Kept Secrets and the equally-juicy sequel are meticulously researched histories of early Hollywood written in a dishy style by avant-garde filmmaker KENNETH ANGER. Read, now!), but legend has it that Ince was accidentally killed on a pleasure cruise by William Randolph Hearst, who at the time was one of the most powerful men in America.

Supposedly Hearst was actually going after Charlie Chaplin, who he believed was messing around with his lady Marion Davies. It's been said an entire boat load of Hollywood elite -- including gossip columnist Louella Parsons -- witnessed the murder and cover up, which is interesting as Parsons soon appeared in every one of Hearst's newspapers.

What I am getting at is that the idea of a powerful Perez Hiltonesque gossip figure is not new at all. Only the ability to report with lightning speed is new. Both gossip and star worship are equally powerful because we as a society give them that power. Parsons and everyone on that boat could have taken the almighty Hearst down but I suppose that was for Orson Welles to do later. I just think it's a great story about Hollywood and the power dynamic when it comes to gossip.

BPB: Do you regard your own persona as an exercise in Andy Warhol's concept of "superstars" or do you have plans to assault the mainstream?

LC: My goals are very mainstream and I would never limit myself that way [to be a Warhol-style "superstar"]. I currently appear as part of the USA Network Character project ad campaign which landed a giant billboard in Times Square with my face on it and a pull out poster in Vanity Fair, so there is really nothing underground about me.

My art shows have been covered by everyone from NPR to National Enquirer and my birthday party was filmed for Canal Plus in France. I'd like to think that since I've appeared on tv in the US and Europe I'd qualify as International.

Socially it's fair to say I hang out with the "LA underground", as I'm fascinated with various subcultures and anyone that lives life on the fringe and I do think I'm a superstar because I do everything I want to do. Anyone who lives their life on their own terms is a superstar in my eyes. It's not an easy thing to do.

BPB: In another interview, you mentioned being a "former glass-eating performance artist". Your careers, from writing, acting, curating art shows and performing, evidently, in "sideshow" has put you in the center of a number of different subcultures. What are your feelings about these subcultures -- do you think they are interrelated or do they just oddly overlap when a few key icons, such as Bettie Page are concerned?

LC: Of course they overlap. My goal is to get everyone together and have a good time and I think I have been really successful in that.

BPB: How do you speak to these different subcultures at the same time?

LC: I can speak freak. Just kidding. What I say is from the heart so I can communicate with everyone.

BPB: I've read that you've been a fan of Olivia since you were fifteen and have now become close with her and her partner-in-crime, Joel Beren. You've even posed for her, essentially joining Bettie as an object of Olivia's art. For those of us who don't have a figure that would interest Olivia, what's that like?

LC: It's a total dream come true. Everything about Olivia is amazing. It's an honor I still can't quite verbalize. I'll just say I feel so lucky to have the relationship I have with her and Joel and to be included in her art both as subject and curator. She's the coolest. An absolute art goddess
but she's also really funny and gives great advice.

BPB: For those out there who missed the Jack E. Jett show, could you explain the show and your role on it? It was the first time I saw you on tape and it was pretty impactful!

LC: Jack is a nut. I love that guy. Originally I was supposed to only be on once as a guest eating glass but but we got along so well and share such a similar wacky sensibility I was on a few times.

BPB: These art exhibits, while garnering a lot of attention, seem to be only part of the plan for world domination. Care to tell us about "doNUTS" and your cartoon?

LC: I have a tv project in development -- which is my ultimate goal -- called Apocalipstick. Since getting a show sold and actually on air is quite a process, I've decided to produce inexpensive webisodes to show the world what I've got.

My first series is called doNUTS and it involves me in true reality/documentary fashion interviewing the drunks, paranoid schizophrenics, conspiracy theorists, and other colorful characters that hang out all hopped up on sugar and caffeine at late night donut shops. You can view the episodes at www.wowtv.tv

My cartoon was created by the genius Glen Hanson www.GlenHanson.com who is another good friend that I love working with.

BPB: The exhibit is called "Bettie Page: Heaven Bound". Was is conceived after her death, or did it turn into a memorial after she passed?

LC: It actually evolved out of another idea. Originally I was going to do a drawing salon and have Olivia be the the special guest. Then Bettie passed and we had the idea of making the salon a tribute to Bettie. Then we thought it would be great to hang out. Then we thought it would be great to hang art. Then it just evolved in to an epic group show.

BPB: Why Bettie Page? What is it about her that, you feel, continues to fascinate so many people?

LC: Because she was so completely progressive for her time. It took 50 years for the rest of the world to catch up to her.

BPB: Some find it strange to be "lost in the 50's" with Bettie Page, since it was such a regressive time in so many ways. I think it's important to note that Bettie, while being a Born-Again Christian, never had a condemning word about gay people that I've read, befriended a black man when that wasn't cool, and is rightfully celebrated for advancing the notion of "sex-positive" feminism (even if Bettie, herself, would just shake her head and say, "um, I just posed in my underwear because it beat being a secretary"). While there is a kitchy element to Bettie, there are some deep politics under the surface of those photos. What do you think Bettie "means" in a political sense?

LC: I think you nailed it. She was so absolutely ahead of her time opening up all of these debates. If art is something that makes you think and feel Bettie certainly qualifies. That's why she's a legend.

BPB: Especially since World of Wonder and you are so plugged in to the gay community, how is she seen differently by straight people and gay people? She doesn't seem to be the icon, say Bea Arthur was (LOL), but those bangs have framed the faces of some fierce drag queens over the years...

LC: Since I'm a straight girl that seems to have penetrated queer media, hopefully that qualifies me to answer your question. I think the gays have a very "go girl!" attitude and Bettie is the total personification of that. Plus with all of her costumes and attitude Bettie was a total drag queen.

BPB: The lists of artists included in the show are a nice mix of people known to the Bettie world and people known to the World of Wonder fans. What was your thought process in populating the show?

LC: Well, Olivia was the major starting point, of course. Then we all thought how cool would it be to get Bunny Yeager, who shot many of Bettie's most iconic images, as well as Jim Silke, who is also really important in the Bettie universe.

I also asked Greg Theakston, who is fantastic, but he was busy with other commitments. I would love to work with him in the future though.

Austin Young is a good personal friend of mine and I am so in love with his work and he's totally my good luck charm. I have him in every show. Austin has done an AMAZING job shooting everyone from Margaret Cho, Perez Hilton, Jane Wiedlin from the GoGo's, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) as Bettie.

Colin Christian is another one I was dying to work with. His sculptures are INSANE.

Marla Rutherford is a really amazing friend of mine who has shot just about every major magazine cover you can think of. She's also who shot me for the USA Network Character Project campaign, so I thought it would be amazing to have her shoot Bernie Dexter, who is one of the top modern pinups and makes a great Bettie, while still doing her own thing.

Steve Diet Goedde is a highly respected fetish photographer, so I thought his photos of Midori in Bettie's actual gloves would be a great addition, as well as represent the fetish community and that side of Bettie.

Ed Mironiuk has been a friend of mine for years and I absolutely love his illustrations. I knew he would do a really beautiful colorful illustrated Bettie that would be different from everyone else in the show.

Spencer Davis, who does the Booty Babe dolls, surprised me by doing one based on me and I thought how cool would it be to have him do a big Booty Bettie.

Claudette Barjoud and Jason Sallin are friends of Olivia and Joel's, but as soon as they told me about the black velvet Bettie and Bettie sculpture I was sold.

BPB: Finally, a sincere thanks for taking the time to talk with the Bettie Page blog... and a last question: How long do people have to catch the show?

LC: Show kicks off with a gala opening reception Saturday, may 2nd and runs until the 29th.

Bettie Page: Heaven Bound
World of Wonder Storefront Gallery
6650 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA
(Two blocks east of Hollywood and Highland.)

Lenora Claire by Austin Young


This is a fresh poster for the "Bettie Page: Heaven Bound", featuring the art of Olivia De Berardinis.

The show, curated by Lenora Claire, opens with a party on Saturday, May 2nd, 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM. There will be a $5 admission for the opening, but the gallery is free to peruse after that.


If you are in the Los Angeles area, you are in for a treat... the Bettie Page event of the year! World of Wonder (the good people who lived, then wrote, then made a documentary about, then made a feature about PARTY MONSTER, and lately brought you both a show about lumberjacks and RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE) has a "Storefront Gallery" located at 6650 Hollywood Blvd., in Hollywood -- that's two blocks east of Hollywood and Highland.

World of Wonder Storefront Gallery is super-excited to welcome Lenora Claire as guest curator for the month of May, as she presents her massive Bettie Page tribute, featuring the iconic paintings of the artist Olivia (as well as some extra special guests!) It's time to dust off those old corsets and fuck-me pumps, and start Vaseline-ing the patent leather, because it's going to be a spanking good time!

One of the main draws is the participation of the always amazing Olivia De Berardinis -- who remains not only the unparalleled modern master (mistress? oddly appropriate) of the pin-up, but also an incredibly wonderful person.

Other treats include contributions from Bunny Yeager, photography from Austin Young -- who's Perez Hilton-as-Bettie Page photo may prove that it DOES take more than black bangs to pull off Bettie's look! Luckily, his work with the ever-cool Margaret Cho helps crowd out Perez's visage... clearing the way to appreciate the mind-bending treat of seeing the show's curator, as herself, spank herself, as Bettie Page! Jim Silke has always found artistic inspiration in Bettie Page, and his contributions are sure to be stunning. The show will no doubt have a sense of humor and fun that would've tickled Bettie.

The show opens with a party on Saturday, May 2nd, 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM. There will be a $5 admission for the opening, but the gallery is free to peruse after that.

If you don't make it, the party is being filmed by Academy Award-nominated/Emmy winning documentarian Mark Mori for inclusion in his incredible theatrical documentary, BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL -- so, you can live vicariously through him!

World of Wonder

More from World of Wonder
Olivia De Berardinis
Margaret Cho
shoutout to like-minded Motor City Blog
The feature documentary BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL



The upcoming documentary film, BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL is celebrating the opening of a new COMMUNITY FORUM for all Bettie Page fans on the site BETTIEPAGEMOVIE.COM


Already dearly missed, Bettie lives on in spirit, through her effect on all of us.

Join me and many other Bettie Page fans at:


We will be taking part in their "Bettie Birthday Bash" on their BRAND NEW COMMUNITY FORUMS... a great new place for rabid Bettie Page fans... like you and me... to hang out, chat and share our common love of Bettie Page, Pin-Ups and Retro Culture!

As you can see from the nifty ad, they are featuring a pin-up contest that will feature contemporary pin-ups that are homages to the late, great Bettie Page. Many of the ladies competing are readers of the Bettie Page Blog... so show your support!

The man behind the site (and the upcoming documentary BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL), Mark Mori, had been part of Bettie Page's life since 1996, when he embarked on creating the definitive, insider account of her life and times. Containing many exclusive interviews and unseen footage, this documentary promises to be a real dream come true for all of us who miss Bettie.

So, on Bettie Page's birthday - April 22nd - hop over to this cool site, vote for your favorite pin-up gal and get better acquainted with BETTIE PAGE REVEALS ALL.

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Tattoosday: Paula Diamond

Paula Diamond

Paula Diamond is a tattoo artist, body piercer and manager of The Dragon's Breath, in
Bedford, Texas. Check out her work at her MySpace page.

This piece is adapted from an illustration by the late, sorely missed Dave Stevens:

Dave Stevens

HE adapted the above illustration from this photo, below. Dave Stevens also color tinted the photo, and, as a result of his amazing work, it has become of of the truly iconic photos of Bettie Page:

Dave Stevens Colorized


Natalie Minx

Natalie Minx
Natalie Minx

Natalie Minx

Caught up with fetish and burlesque star Natalie Minx, who was kind enough to remark on Bettie Page's influence as Bettie's birthday nears...
Bettie is a HUGE influence, but more on the fetish side than the pin-up side. She is the first REAL fetish model and because of her, women like myself are able to share our love for kink in a much more accepted fashion.
We couldn't agree more! Yes, Bettie's look has become "cute"... and many of the girls today who adopt it pull it off with aplomb... but the US Government didn't find her use of ball gags, leather, whips or rope "cute"... they threatened to throw folks like Irving Klaw and Paula Kramer (who took many of those pictures) in jail for the rest of their lives! Irving, in Bettie's opinion, died from the constant harassment.

Well, the government got their wish. Depictions of bondage don't have to go through the sacrosanct US MAIL anymore... you can see Bettie Page's legacy in bondage modeling right now by clicking over to...

. A word to the wise... although not hardcore, this is GRAPHIC MATERIAL, not suitable for anyone under 18.

More Natalie Minx can be found at...
www.natalieminx.com ...although this site is not being updated anymore.


It has been a goal of mine to make a visit to Brooke Army Medical Center ever since I started the project in 2007. Brooke Army Medical Center is the Defense Department's only burn center. It is able to save people like never before because burn victims get there quickly -– as fast as 36 hours from injury in Iraq to the U.S. military hospital in Landstuhl, Germany, and then to Texas. Doctors there have treated more than 450 patients with severe burn injuries from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I finally made my visit to San Antonio, TX in early April to visit the Wounded Warriors there and to deliver your donated calendars, posters and tee shirts.

To see all the pix from my Brooke Army Medical Center visit, check out Pages 50-51 of "In the Field" link on my website www.pinupsforvets.com

The visit was one that I will never forget.

Here I am with one of the donated tee-shirts before going in to visit the patients at BAMC in TX. The patients LOVED the donated tee shirts. I told them all that they would get lots of kisses when they wear their "Kiss a Vet" shirt!!!!

I also attended a dinner at the Warrior and Family Support Center right next to BAMC. I was as able to meet with many of the recovering Wounded Warriors and handed out your donated calendars. These brave heroes are amazing people and were so thankful to all of you who donated calendars for this visit! I told them that I had flown to BAMC all the way from California to visit them! I think they were pretty impressed!

The Warrior and Family Support Center is a place where families can be involved with the rehabilitation of the Wounded Warriors.

I received emails of "thanks" after the visit. One of the brave heroes wrote to me:

"Thanks. I really like your pics and it keeps a smile on my face when I wake up in the morning and look at your calendar on my wall."

I know that it means so much to these Wounded Warriors to know that people all over the country and the world are thinking of them. The calendars, posters and tee shirts that you have donated always bring a smile to their face!

Once again, thank you to all of you who so generously donated calendars, posters and tee shirts for this visit.

While I was at BAMC, I learned about one of the patients that was treated there, a very special Marine, Merlin German. Merlin was burned on 97% of his body and endured over 150 surgeries. He was called the "Miracle Man" at BAMC. He passed away last April. Click on the link to read about this amazing young man:

I wanted to let you know that I am planning another hospital visit to Northern California--two VA Hospitals that I haven't visited yet. So, if you are interested in donating a calendar, poster or tee shirt for this visit, please check out www.pinupsforvets.com and click on ORDER NOW, option #2

Much love and thank you to all of you for your continued support,

PS I am now on Facebook.com. You can find my profile by entering my email address: pinupsforvets@aol.com in the search box. Would love to "friend" all of you!!!! :)

Hot Rod Headlines

Don't drink and drive... you may loose your hot rod!

Home for Big Mac also welcomes the hot rods

Rockabilly Roundup

LA WEEKLY talks 'bout Hall of Famer Wanda Jackson.

Amy Winehouse - drugs = VV Brown?

RIVERFRONT TIMES catches up with James "Cry Baby" Intveld.


Aly Fell:

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Aly Fell, a 3D animator, modeller and concept artist for Eurocom Entertainment Software in Derby, UK, is responsible for the above beautiful, classic pin-up, featuring Bettie as an alluring "Miss Muffet". Aly Fell explains what motivated his cool drawing:

A recent "Character of the Week" on Concept Art was Bettie Page, after she passed away. This was my entry portraying her as Little Miss Muffet. It... was very much a Gil Elvgrenisation of her. Hope it works a bit!

Most of my stuff is purely character work, and I enjoy drawing women, in traditional pin-up styles -- cheesy pics of girls in unlikely situations a la Gil Elvgren -- and in a more complex way.

For fun I like to visit places like Egypt with my girlfriend and hang around with people who wear too much black clothing and eyeliner. And I like to drive my hearse, when it's going...

Check out Aly's ONLINE GALLERY and his blog, PORT OUT, STARBOARD HOME. He's a regular at CG SOCIETY (which also features a gallery), CONCEPT ART and is a regular contributor to IMAGINE FX. Hopefully, he'll grace the Bettie Page Blog again in the future, as well!


Cruel Story of Youth
By Jim Hoberman, from THE VILLAGE VOICE

(Nagisa Oshima, 1960). Set in a widescreen world of strident rockabilly and lurid neon lights, flashy cars and boldly patterned synthetic fabrics, turquoise telephones and motorcycle punks, Nagisa Oshima’s 1960 “new wave” feature was less Japan’s Rebel Without a Cause than its Brave New World. Perhaps that why, although the movie is nearly 50 years old, its vision of ginza punks and adolescent sex urgency still feels contemporary.
This sounds like a killer flick!


Bettie Butcher

Bettie Butcher

Bettie Butcher

Glamorous alt model Bettie Butcher not only walks in Bettie Page's shoes... she walks with Bettie inked on her entire outer left thigh! This tat is no joke... but it is a sexy image fit for this vampy Aussie.

"She is from a comic book i found in my brother wardrobe - Steve Worons' "Betty Page the 50s Rage", issue #1a.

Got her in about 2004... the tattoo artist was Josh Charelton from Rudys Tattoo in Sandgate, Brisbane, Australia."

This "fun loving, friendly 25 year old gal from Brisbane" is an enthusiast of vintage fashion, corsetry, role playing, vehicle mechanics, reading, and is devoted to her cats.

Although she doesn't want to be locked into alt-modeling or pin-ups, she is serious about her body mods:

"I have streched ears, as well as a septum piercing"
...and at least ten major tattoos, which, in addition to Bettie Page, includes a cool red angel wings back piece, a panther on her upper arm, a geisha, a wicked chest piece and LIVE and LOVE on her knuckles.

See more of Bettie Butcher (and her Bettie Page tattoo) on MYSPACE and MODEL MAYHEM.

The comic that inspired the tattoo:

Steve Worons - Betty Page the 50s Rage (1a) comic book.

Have a Bettie Page tattoo you want to share with the world? Email us! Tattoosdays are always better when we have a great tattoo to feature!

Bettie in Comics

Teo Jonelli’s Betty in Bondage
is profiled at Atomic Avenue.

gives a solid rundown of "The Comic Book Life of Bettie Page".

COMIC VINE has a nice little slideshow of comic book covers in which Bettie "appears".

Bettie Sets it to Stun

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i09 is a crazy popular blog, part of the blogging empire that includes Jezebel, Jalopnik, Gizmodo and other actually successful, well read blogs that, like, get comments and stuff. Anyway, Jesus Diaz, an employee of this bloggantuan group of sites, worked this up. So... enjoy, if that's your bag.

(by the way, I pulled this from their comments section, as no credit was given for the "ahem" inspiration for the work - no mention of Bunny Yeager and they called Bettie Page "Bette" -- TWICE, so it wasn't a typo! GRRRR. I saw this a while ago but these facts prevented me from posting it then... but I did bookmark it and I'm going through my bookmarks and, well, y'know...)

10:05 AM on Fri Mar 27 2009

A lot?
Sorry, that's a Betty [sic] Page Bunny Yeager photo badly photoshopped.

Betty [sic] should not be defiled.

Marilyn Chambers - RIP

Marilyn Chambers Pictures, Images and Photos

I saw this on a newsfeed, then searched around for good coverage, of which this AVN article seems to be most comprehensive.

Marilyn Chambers, like Bettie Page, was unapologetic in her sexual expression. Her early work as the "Ivory Soap" girl gave her a similar "messes with the Madonna/whore dichotomy... does not compute" kind of vibe that also characterizes Bettie Page's appeal.

She starred in films such as BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR and INSATIABLE, which, despite the fact that my creepy uncle had them on Betamax, were attempts to "legitimize" hardcore pornography as a genre of mainstream filmmaking. Despite porn becoming a multi-billion dollar business, the division between "mainstream" fare and "adult entertainment" remain within the Hollywood community (with the line blurring somewhere near VH1's ROCK OF LOVE BUS).

Chambers did "cross over" in David Cronenberg's RABID (see! see!), but ended up returning to adult filmmaking, in many different capacities, often trying to produce work that was at least quasi-sex-positive.

Marilyn was found in her Santa Clarita residence by her daughter on Sunday night. She was 57 years old. Cause of death is pending.

Frankly, it is hard to embrace all of the adult industry, as much of it is juvenile

and filled with not-so-great portrayals of women. However, a society that ghettoizes the expression of sexuality in media, so it can condemn/decry it en masse, seems equally as pathetic. Maybe Marilyn really did want a world where we didn't require two entirely separate industries to release a movie where naked people do what naked people do. It seems like that could lead to a more enlightened society that would take some of the piss out of both of the negative extremes.

I won't hold my breath!

(Netflix THE FILM IS NOT YET RATED if this topic interests you -- it explains why frank, realistic sexuality is marginalized by the Motion Picture Association of America... and how the NC-17 rating, that was to free serious cinema, failed so spectacularly.)

"Rockabilly" Batwoman?


Even non-nerds can appreciate that Batwoman has evolved from an afterthought to a LIPSTICK LESBIAN male fantasy afterthought (except when drawn in loving detail by Adam Hughes). Now, thanks to TOPLESS ROBOT and ROBOT 6, comes the breaking news that Batwoman (not to be confused with Batgirl -- totally different character) will wear SENSIBLE WORKBOOTS for crimefighting and, out of costume, will have a smart bob with Bettie Page bangs, a few tasteful retro tats and will start shopping at TORRID.

Marvel Divas


Pin-Up Roundup

Evidently SoCal Beaches Magazine likes girls in bikinis lounging near classic cars taking in the ocean breeze.

Soul Asylum guitarist Dan Murphy's passion for vintage girlie art has bloomed into a second career, as profiled in the MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL STAR TRIBUNE.

Photostream from the Tuscon Tattoo Expo pin-up contest on FLICKR.

Someone's DIGG list of contemporary pin-up art.

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD celebrated Easter by running down the most notable PLAYBOY BUNNIES and PLAYMATES of all time. And Jesus wept. Aw, what the heck... at least they had the good sense of including Bettie Page!

Little article about Viva Las Vegas from a slightly dismissive scene outsider.

TIME OUT NEW YORK article on THE NEW YORK PIN-UP PHOTOGRAPHY MEETUP GROUP. Sounds like fun - like a re-ignition of the camera clubs of yore that helped promulgate Bettie Page's popularity!

Automopedia has pin-ups, apropos of nothing, but we're not complaining.

Interview with Alicia Estrada, founder of STOP STARING, at LAist.

Shripmton Couture's "open letter to Dita", urging more vintage, less designer.


Lux Redux Redux

In putting the previous posts together, I came across a song I didn't know existed -- a collaboration between Dee Dee Ramone and Lux Interior, called "Bad Horoscope".

The CD, released in 1997, is called "Zonked" in the US and "Ain't It Fun" in Europe. Dee Dee Ramone on guitar and vocals, Barbara Ramone on bass and vocals, Daniel Rey on guitar and Marky Ramone (aka Marc Bell) on drums. Released after the breakup of The Ramones, veteran "Ramones" producer Daniel Rey helped approximate that Ramones sound. Joey even did guest vocals on a track, making for a Johnny-less semi-reunion.

Ignore the fan video and listen to the music. Not great, but interesting:

And another Lux guest vocal...


This, from the The Times-Picayune April 08, 2009 8:30AM:

Long before stripper poles cropped up on every corner, Bourbon Street in the 1940s and '50s was a swanky place. Men in dinner jackets and neckties and women in party dresses and white gloves would fill the smoky dens of the 500 Club, the Sho-Bar, the Casino Royale and the Poodle's Patio.

Beauties with exotic names -- Wild Cherry, Lilly Christine the Cat Girl, Evangeline the Oyster Girl, Alouette Leblanc the Tassel Twirler -- would lure in customers with elaborate acts, popping out of oyster shells or spinning pistols. The shows often included contortionists, magicians and acrobats, all backed up by live jazz bands.

Ms. LeBlanc was a featured dancer in the 1995 film "Naughty New Orleans," about a young girl who works as a stripper in a New Orleans nightclub.

She was among the former dancers featured in a panel discussion presented by Rick Delaup (filmmaker and producer of "Bustout Burlesque" in New Orleans) in 2002 at the Shim Sham club, where a revival of burlesque was under way.

Speaking on tape, dancer Ms. LeBlanc was blunt: "What killed burlesque was the drugs, " she said. "The first club owner who convinced the first drugged-out bimbo to get up and dance for nothing but tips -- that was the end of burlesque."

Peggy Scott-Laborde's 1993 documentary "Bourbon Street: The Neon Strip" explored the checkered history of Bourbon, with special attention paid to the bustling burlesque era of the 1920s through 1960s.

"She could do things with a tassle like no one else could, " former club owner Frank Caracci recalled admiringly of his star stripper Ms. LeBlanc.

In a 1991 Times-Picayune story headlined "Recalling the flavor of old Bourbon," staff writer Frank Gagnard noted that Ms. LeBlanc was among the regulars at the 500 Club and "performed in a chaste costume resembling a one-piece black bathing suit."

He went on to write: "Burlesque eventually went the way of vaudeville and the brontosaurus, being replaced on Bourbon Street by the T-shirt and eggroll dispensers. There are a few faded hold-outs, but the glory days are gone. There probably will be no more stories like the one about the resourceful transvestite revue in which the drag queens went out on strike one night and were replaced by real females - who nevertheless were represented to the customers as female impersonators.

That was Bourbon Street."

Lux Redux

So, last night I was scouring the internet for a great interview with Lux I read years ago, in which he makes the very legitimate complaint that as punk rock is being canonized for history in books like PLEASE KILL ME and movies like Don Letts' PUNK: ATTITUDE, The Cramps aren't there -- despite the fact that they played CBGBs and Max's ALL THE TIME. I finally needed to use the "wayback machine" to dig it up. Since it's no longer on the net, I feel morally justified putting it up in its entirety. I also found an additional interview with Lux and an amazingly candid interview with Ivy about how hard it is to pull off "basic" riffs -- again, showing how much "smarter" and more "technically proficient" bands still manage to get it all wrong!

Since I don't want this just to be reprintsville, I'll add my own personal anecdote. To be a good musician, it seems you first must be a fan... which is why it was so oddly impressive when, at one of the Hootenannys a number of years ago, Lux, after turning in a breathtakingly unhinged performance that left his latex outfit in tatters, could clearly be seen in a Hawaiian shirt and black jeans, standing next to Ivy, grinning as he watched THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT with the enthusiam of a 15 year old kid. It was an unguarded glimpse "Erik Purkhiser - music fan" who was the brains and heart behind the stomping, crawling, flailing id of "Lux Interior" that just amped my already considerable appreciation for the band.

Okay, on to interviews by others:

The Cramps

An interview with Lux Interior
& Poison Ivy

By Frank Reese

“ATTENTION” called LUX INTERIOR, “It seems that Y2K bug has struck in the form of what many are calling a ‘computer fluke’. Due to this technological ‘glitch’ you can only receive one TV station.” As he leafed through the couch potato bible, the TV Guide, he deadpanned like the best seasoned comic, “3:00 AM, ‘Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Turner & Hooch”. What followed was the most bizarre movie treatment this side of FELLINI on LSD25.

As LUX delivered the punchline to this unhinged synopsis IVY banged out the chords to “TV Set”.

Yes, the millennium is here and thank god so are THE CRAMPS.

THE CRAMPS are a band that have eluded my tape recorder for far too long.
Practically every tour for the past few years I have tried to set up an interview with them, but as always I ended up running into a wall of resistance (inept promotions people, not being able to keep up with their “label jumping” and just plain bad luck)

THE CRAMPS define everything that is great about rock’n’roll, period.
LUX is like no performer I have ever witnessed in my life. The music seems to totally derange his psyche to the point-of-no-return, summoning some ungodly spirit of rock’n’roll and possessing him to bend micstands over his head and practically swallowing the mic itself in the process. By the shows climax of “Surfin’ Bird” he is usually half naked, straddling atop the PA system, shouting incoherently to no one in particular to the accompaniment of the beautifully chaotic wall of guitar feedback delivered by the lady herself, IVY.

The current lineup is of course
and the addition of their newest member, SUGARPIE JONES - bass.

As New Years got closer it looked as though I would not get the opportunity to interview them. No one from the record company returned my calls so I decided to get to the club early and hopefully coerce the band into one. As i reached the door of the club, a worker was busy decorating for the evening’s event.

“Hi, I have an interview with THE CRAMPS”
“Oh yeah, go ahead, i think their upstairs”.
That was easy enough.

Snickering to myself as i climbed the stairs, it seems that they had just finished their soundcheck and IVY was signing a few autographs for the stagehands. I intercepted her as she made her exit.

Are there any New Year’s resolutions for THE CRAMPS?
IVY: Ummm... continue being perfect!

That won’t be too hard. What can we expect from the band this year?
I: A new record, we’ll be touring. SUGARPIE is touring with us now so that’ll be the first album that he’ll be on. What else?
LUX: We’ll also be working on a boxed set.
I: That’s set for 2001 but we’ll be working on that.

Who do you think will put that out?
I: Vengeance Records
Is that your label?
I: Yeah, it’s our label.

What’s the story with your website? Every couple of weeks i check it out & it still is under construction.
I: It’s not us, it’s a squatter. He put our picture up and it looks official but he’s been contacted... I understand that it’s a fan but we really need to do something ourselves. We’re attempting to take it over.

Are you into the whole internet thing?
I: Not at the present but we will do the website and sell our dirty underwear on it (laughs) Get money anyway you can.

What happened to your deal with Epitaph?
I: We weren’t happy there, so we told them we wanted to leave and had to make a deal with them, give up something that they owed us in exchange for leaving. The guy who signed us had left the label, he had some personal problems right after he signed us and the guy who took over really wasn’t a fan. Not a really interesting story, but that’s what happened.

So now you have a new bassist...

Who did he play with previous to THE CRAMPS?
I: He played in CELEBRITY SKIN, an LA band.

What happened to SLIM CHANCE?
L: We did a lot of albums with SLIM but it didn’t seem to be quite as much fun there towards the end.

You and IVY are the core writers, do the other members contribute ideas as well?
I: We write the songs but we certainly require a band effort.

How did you eventually hook up with SUGARPIE?
I: There was a series of auditions, but we met him through DONITA.
L: From L7
I: But we did audition a lot of people.

Do you feel as though you are part of the music scene in LA? The reason why I ask is because when you hear about the whole punk scene in New York in the late 70’s, early 80’s, you never hear about THE CRAMPS.
L: We never felt like we were part of that scene either, even though we played there, sold out shows once a month. We were never included in any of the write ups. Nationwide press but nothing from there.

Why do you think that was?
L: Well, I think they looked at us like we were a bunch of hicks (laughter) And they’re right, we weren’t a bunch of art students like most of them.
I: Ooooh, good one. (laughs)

When you come down to it very few bands were from New York, but they fit in. THE CRAMPS always seemed like the outsiders.
I: We’ve been like that all our lives.
L: People still continue to write books about that scene without including us like it never happened.
I was really disappointed that there wasn’t anything written about the band in the book, “Please Kill Me”, which was one that was quite good.
I: That’s true because we knew all those people, we were around them everyday. I think that you needed to die to make it in that one. (laughter) But here we are, not quite dead.

What ever happened when you submitted the demos for the JOHN WATERS film, “Crybaby”?
L: We were asked to write a few songs for the film. JOHN WATERS really wanted us and it turned out to be music business crap. He never even got to hear the songs. Somebody in LA was choosing the songs. Later we released the songs on the b-side of a record and somebody played it for him and he said

“I wish I would’ve heard this, I would’ve put it in the movie”.

It seemed like they were shooting for a very homogenized, squeaky clean sound.
L: Well, it was other people picking the songs. I think DAVE ALVIN was one of the people picking the songs.

You guys always look so great, I'm surprised that you haven’t been offered more film work.
I: LUX got offered a role in “THE CROW”, the one that BRANDON LEE got killed in. He tried out for the villain role but turned it down cause the script was completely different, really juvenile.
L: Well, I don’t know if it was completely different because i never saw it but it was all hardcore, just shit jokes and stuff like that and i couldn’t see myself in something like that.

How did you get the job of doing the “voice-over” screams for “DRACULA”.
L: FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA’S daughter liked THE CRAMPS. (laughter) She basically told him that she liked the way I screamed and so he called us. (more laughs)

I remember seeing an episode of “90210” that had THE CRAMPS on it. How did that come about?
L: JASON PRIESTLY’S wife wrote that episode and she also likes THE CRAMPS.

Did you enjoy that?
L: Yeah it was real easy. We spent one day there and it was kindda like playing a gig. We just played the song one time and walked off.

Are you still in contact with any former CRAMPS members...
L: We see KID CONGO pretty often cause he still lives in LA.

Did anyone hear from BRYAN GREGORY lately?
L: He lives in LA somewhere.

What’s he doing, anything musically?
L: Nothing

So all the rumors about him running a chain of adult book shops, a tattoo artist in Florida, weren’t necessarily true?
I: He lived in Florida before moving to California but he’s pretty... burnt.

What ever became of CANDY DEL MAR?
I: Well, she lives in New York and we kindda lost touch. She still does music, she was doing something with some of THE DEVIL DOGS.

Are there any particular songs that you really still enjoy playing, even from the early days?
L: We really like them all, there’s not one that really sticks out.
I: Well, “Human Fly” is for me. It was one of our first songs and it just blew my mind the first time. You don’t know how good of an idea it is until you hear it and it was like “Oh shit”. (laughs)

Any current bands that you enjoy?
L: No
I: Ummm... no.

When you toured in the early days you were on some unusual bills, playing shows with bands like THE POLICE...
L: They were real nice to us. That was a fun experience.
I: Yeah, there weren’t any horror stories. I guess since we were a band from New York they kindda treated us good.
L: There was a few pop acts that we toured with in Europe that we didn’t have much in common with but everyone kindda treats us ok.

Here's another great interview, seemingly lost in the sands of time:

THE CRAMPS - All The News From Badsville
Lux Interior interviewed by DJ Johnson

It's a well known story by now. Lux Interior (not his real name) met
Poison Ivy Rorschach (not her real name) in California as she was
hitchhiking. Of course, there's an equally well known story where
they met in a college class, but I like this one better because it
holds that Ivy was wearing jeans with a big hole in the backside,
through which Lux saw bright red panties and knew instantly that he'd
found his true love. You've gotta admit, it's a better story. I didn't
ask Lux which one was correct when I interviewed him one late September
afternoon, partly because I was afraid the boring college story would
turn out to be true. Instead, we talked about records, cars, soul, blues,
records, collecting stuff (like records), sexploitation flicks, sex in
general, and the music on Big Beat From Badsville, the latest LP/CD from
The Cramps. Most everyone knows at least something about The Cramps, so
we'll dispense with the intro and jump right in.

* * *

Cosmik: You have new digs since your last album. How did you end up with
Epitaph, a label known for high-speed punk?

Lux: Well, they put out our last album on vinyl because we were on
Medicine Records, who is going through Warner Brothers, and they
don't do vinyl because they think it's an ancient thing of the
past. So Epitaph contacted them and said "you're not putting
it out on vinyl, at least let US put it out on vinyl." So they
let Epitaph put out Flame Job on vinyl. We met them at that time
when that happened because they were bringing us test pressings,
and we got to know them then and really dug them. They all seem
like real people as opposed to some of the people we were dealing
with at Warner Brothers. Then Medicine Records went out of business
and we just went straight to them.

Cosmik: What's your general opinion of that type of music, the stuff that's
most commonly associated with Epitaph?

Lux: I don't know, I'm not too familiar with it. I'm not too into what
you'd think of when you say "punk rock." I mean, everybody's got a
different idea of what punk rock is. I think of it as what was going
on in the Bowery when we started playing, but the fast melodic punk
rock that's coming out now... I think it's great, I think it's a good
thing, and it's doing its job for a lot of people, but I don't listen
to it too much. Although they've got quite a lot of good stuff on that
label, and they've got another label called Fat Possum that's got an
amazing record by T. Model Ford, which I really love.

Cosmik: Yeah. I love the R.L. Burnside, too. That raw blues.

Lux: Uh huh. I just like rock and roll, and that kind of punk rock stuff,
it's more of a pop music. I could dig going to a club and being there,
but I don't sit at home listening to it.

Cosmik: Do you think the label "punk" ought to be retired at this point
because it doesn't really mean any one thing?

Lux: Yeah, cuz I don't really know what it is. Actually, I'd consider what
Epitaph is doing to be punk rock. It's kinda like... we started that
term "psychobilly" when we started in the spring of '76, we were advertising
ourselves as that and saying that's what we did. To us, it was a mixture
of garage punk from the 60s and rockabilly and all that, and all the things
we do. Later on, it became... There is a thing called "psychobilly," which
is real fast, 90 mile an hour rockabilly-flavored punk rock, and I don't
think we're that. I think the same thing's happened to punk rock. It's
become something different from what it was originally, and so what people
think of as punk rock now is not the same thing as what I thought of as
punk rock for years.

Cosmik: Ask any three people what punk rock is and you'll get three different

Lux: Oh yeah. I like William Burroughs' definition the best. He said "I
always thought that a punk was somebody that took it up the ass." (Laughs)

Cosmik: {Laughs) Never heard that one, but it works. Have labels tried to
change your sound in the past?

Lux: No. Nobody has, that I can think of, outside of a casual remark or
something about this or that. They've never really attempted to say
"I want you guys to do this or that..."

Cosmik: ...to make you more commercial.

Lux: Yeah, you know, there've been some really timid attempts, but I think
we just appear too crazy to try and even get started in that direction.

Cosmik: So sometimes your scary personae will come in handy.

Lux: It has! A lot of times people will come to see us, people from
record companies, and they're supposed to come back later, and they
don't. They'll say "I was too freaked out! I saw your show and I left."
So that's good. It keeps away the evil spirits.

Cosmik: The new album is just what we all expected: another batch of
great Cramps tunes. I don't think there's another band that's
been doing it as long as you that has stayed faithful to their
original sound and vision. How have you been able to do that through
all the personnel changes and with all the changes in the sounds
around you?

Lux: Well, you know it's just basically that me and Ivy have always written
all the songs, and we had the idea for this band before we'd even HAD
any bands, because we were going to see other people in bands. That
really doesn't change. We still listen to a lot of the same old records
that we listened to back then, so it seems perfectly natural to us. We
just like rock and roll. It's no effort to keep doing this. It would
be an effort to do something else cuz this just seems like the bullseye
of what's fun and what gets us out to an exciting show in a town near

Cosmik: Are you a soul music fan?

Lux: Oh yeah.

Cosmik: You know the old "answer records," like "Work With Me Annie," and
then Etta James answered with "Roll With Me, Henry," and then somebody
came up with "Annie Had A Baby..." I noticed you've continued the legend
of Sheena. "Sheena's In A Goth Gang Now" is punk, but there's some R&B
in your approach to some of your tunes.

Lux: It's strange; no one ever comments on it. Everybody says we do
garage punk and psychedelic and rockabilly, but there's all kinds of
60s and 70s soul in our songs, too, and definitely rhythm and blues,
and blues. "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog," you know, that was just like a
60s soul song. Most of our albums have that influence, but it seems like
nobody ever brings that up. We love soul music.

Cosmik: Most bands make their influences obvious from song to song, but you
seem to have distilled a lot of different influences into a very consistent
single thing, so I wonder if maybe a lot of people can't actually hear
the R&B or any of the other influences anymore, like they just hear "the
Cramps' sound."

Lux: Yeah, I think a record collector, somebody who just can't get enough
music and buys all kinds of music and listens to it, would hear it, but
most people wouldn't. Led Zeppelin was a band that came straight from
the blues. You listen to what they did in the 70s, and most people would
think that was totally original and didn't come from ANYWHERE... but it
did. And it's the same with most other bands.

Cosmik: I want to ask you about the imagery in some of your music. "Monkey
With Your Tail," for instance, is another hot dose of animalism, which
is one of the aspects of your music that fascinates me. What is it about
that aspect of human nature that draws you?

Lux: You know, I can't really give you an honest answer, cuz I ain't got
one. It seems like that comes up a lot in the records we listen to.
A real rock and roll song, I think, is about sex most of the time. So
that leads you to "I Wanna Be Your Dog." That's one of the things that
a lot of people would like to pretend, that human beings are above
being like animals. We kind of enjoy that idea, but that that's what we
are: one more animal.

Cosmik: And the best sex is animalistic?

Lux: Yeah, well, sex is pretty animalistic, I think. It can have more than
that, but that was definitely part of the blues, kind of an attack on
that idea that now we're cultured, civilized people and we're above that
kind of thing. Seems like the blues has always been about "no, we're not
above that kind of thing."

Cosmik: The monkey sounds in that song are great. I have that song on a
tape segued from "Wild Women Of Wongo" by The Tubes, by the way. Killer

Lux: I've seen The Tubes several times now, but I saw them before they had
any records out. They were opening for The New York Dolls right as The
Dolls' first record came out in San Francisco. We were not expecting
anything. It was just a band named The Tubes, you know? It could have
been anything. It could have been four guys with beards come out and
and play violins, you know? And out came Fee Waybill with these two-foot
high platforms. We weren't ready for it at all. They were amazing, and
then The New York Dolls came out and they were amazing, too.

Cosmik: Man, I don't know if I could stand a double header like that. I'd
be too hyped.

Lux: I remember that night David Johansen (NY Dolls singer) came out wearing
a T-shirt that had a picture of Marilyn Monroe on the front... It was
like a black and white picture, and he had painted her hair blonde and her
face pink, and then he put lipstick on her lips. Then when he started
sweatin' about the fourth or fifth song, her lips just ran down his
stomach. (Laughs)

Cosmik: What a cool thing to see! The Tubes, and maybe sometimes The Dolls,
had a certain level of camp in their performances. Do you think there's
an element of that in your show?

Lux: I would say The Tubes were a more theatrical group. We don't do anything
very theatrical except be ourselves. You wouldn't call The New York Dolls
a theatrical kind of group. They were just an R&B band that came out and
played as themselves, and that's kind of what we do. We don't have props,
but it's definitely entertaining.

Cosmik: Most of your sex songs are about danger in one way or another. The
image of woman as predator. Does sex without danger bore you?

Lux: Well, geez, I think just about any sex is exciting, but it's even more
exciting if there's a little danger involved, I'm sure.

Cosmik: Your music... the sound of it... is dangerous, too. Put the imagery
with the sound and you're probably the most dangerous sounding band of
all time. What kind of resistance have you seen from churches or parent
groups over the years?

Lux: Oh, some people are really upset by us and go to great lengths to try
and do something about it, but it's never caused us too much of a problem.
Except that we've missed out on opportunities because of it. We've had
the cops come, like in Florida, cops come to watch and make sure we don't
get out of hand. Florida's pretty back there, and always has been, for
some reason. I don't know why that is.

Cosmik: Aw, they're just still mad because Morrison died and got off the

Lux: Yeah, they're lookin' for somebody.

Cosmik: Let me throw a quote at you, one you know well... "Each one of us,
in his timidity, has a limit beyond which he is outraged." Of course,
the quote goes on toward analyzing public attitude, but...what are
YOUR limits? What are you outraged by?

Lux: What outrages me is that people can be so satisfied and half asleep.
I don't want to go back to the 50s or something, but I do remember a time
when cars looked like rocket ships, and people wanted to have a wild time
and dress sexy and dance sexy and try new, crazy things. It seems like
these days there's an abundance of boringness and timidity, and that's
the kind of thing that outrages me, you know? Boring people, that's
nothing new, but the numbers are growing rather than going down. It's
not a good sign.

Cosmik: What is your life like? I mean when you're not recording or touring.
What do you like to do when there's no claims on your time?

Lux: We have a huge collection of old horror comics from the 50s... And I
have 80-some old 3-D cameras; I do a lot of 3-D photography. That's
a passion of mine. I watch Ivy prance around the house in fabulous
sexy outfits...

Cosmik: Not a bad life!

Lux: No, it's great. I can't think of any way to improve upon it. We have
a huge record collection of 78s and 45s, and we play that stuff all the
time. We have a huge collection of sexploitation videotapes, like the
stuff Something Weird is putting out. [Ed.Note: Something Weird is a
Seattle-based video company. Call 206-361-3759 or visit their website
at http://www.somethingweird.com/.] We're involved in the custom car
thing that's happening here in LA, and we go to a lot of that stuff.
We have a '56 Dodge.

Cosmik: Wouldn't happen to have a flamejob on it, would it?

Lux: Actually, it doesn't. We want to get some other cars, but we don't
have anywhere to park them right now. I don't have the heart to put a
flamejob on this one because when we bought it, it only had 38,000 miles
on it and it was like brand new. We got it for like $1,500. I'd rather
buy something that's a little bit more of a junker, because if it's junky
you don't mind stripping the paint and customizing it and putting flames
on it. But not this one.

Cosmik: It would feel like sacrilege?

Lux: Yeah. It's stock. Except that we put leopard-skin seat covers in.
That's the only thing that's not stock. It's pretty amazing to have a
completely stock car from 1956 that's so new. You don't wanna mess that

Cosmik: Do you turn your own wrenches?

Lux: Oh, it depends. I spent my life fixing cars, but lately I just don't
have the time. When something goes wrong with it, unless it's something
pretty easy to fix, I'd just as soon let someone else do it because I
just don't have the time anymore.

Cosmik: Trying to picture you working on an engine...

Lux: Oh yeah, I've done that all my life.

Cosmik: So you were into the car club scene?

Lux: Yeah. Back when I first started buying cars, I'd always buy 'em, they
wouldn't be running, and I'd have to put a new engine in 'em or something.
I'm pretty much... I'm about a half-ass mechanic, I'd say. Course, I
couldn't work on one of these cars today, but the old cars I can. You
open up the hood on these cars today and it looks like a computer.

Cosmik: It's not like anything you'd be proud to drive, anyway. I still
dream of having a '57 T-Bird. Someday I'll have it.

Lux: When I was a kid, I used to say "someday I'll have one," and I hate to
say I still haven't got one, but maybe that'll happen before they throw
me in the box.

Cosmik: What, you mean a '57 Bird? You wanted one, too?

Lux: Yeah, or a '55 or '56.

Cosmik: Cool. Those were great cars. Let's shift gears a bit here and talk
about your record collection, because I know that's one of your biggest
passions. You've been at it a long time now.

Lux: Yeah, actually my brother was a real juvenile delinquent in the 50s, and
he had an amazing collection of 45s. At one point he decided he didn't
want them anymore and he gave me this huge collection of his stuff. That
was in the early 70s, and music was really boring at that time. When I
met Ivy, we were discovering all these rockabilly records in junk stores
in Sacramento. Ever since then we've been record collectors, and we've
amassed quite a bunch.

Cosmik: What kind of space does the collection require at this point?

Lux: Oh, a bunch of rooms. More room than we've got, because they're
stacked up in boxes all over the place instead of being easily
accessible, but we've got some great stuff. We've got all the Sun
Records 45s and 78s, except for a few. There are like maybe 6 or 8
of the early blues numbers that we don't have.

Cosmik: Whoa, so you're saying you actually own almost everything ever
put out by Sun?

Lux: Yeah, we have over 200. When me and Ivy first met, we had an old '61
Chevy station wagon, and we heard that you could still buy Sun Records
in Memphis, so we drove to Memphis from Sacramento. This was in 1972.
You could buy Sun Records at six for a dollar at Selective Hits, which
was the Sun warehouse. So you could buy "Flying Saucers Rock And Roll"
by Billy Lee Riley for 18 cents. We went in and bought boxloads of them,
kept one of each, and used the rest to trade for other stuff. When we
lived in Ohio it was especially amazing because we'd just find unbelievably
rare things. All the southerners would come to Ohio to work in the
Steel Mill and the rubber companies in the 50s and 60s, and they brought
their records with them that never made it out of the south, and they
ended up in the junk stores around Akron and Cleveland. We went in there
and got that stuff. We got stuff like the Teen Kings record... it's
Roy Orbison's band, before he was on Sun, doing "Ooby Dooby." It's a
different recording. There were only about 300 [pressed], and we found
one of those. We found all these unbelievably obscure records. We've
been doing that for 25 years or something, so we've amassed a lot of

Cosmik: Did you ever go through the business of cataloging all that?

Lux: We have them in alphabetical order, like we have all the rockabilly
in one place, all the rock and roll instrumentals in one place, all the
surf instrumentals in another place, R&B in another place, blues, you

Cosmik: With all of that, it seems like you'd be overwhelmed by choices.
How do you even decide what to listen to?

Lux: Well, over the years you get to know them just like they're friends.
Like friends you have on your mind, and you think "oh, I wanna listen
to that," and you just go grab it. When you've got a LOT of records,
it's more fun, because you can just go looking through them, and you
always find something that you don't remember what it sounds like, and
you rediscover something you haven't heard in ten years.

Cosmik: So if you're in the mood for Little Walter, you might find yourself
listening to Charlie Musselwhite?

Lux: Uh huh. I think we've got a pretty good selection. When we first
started out, it was collecting the vocal groups from the 50s, like The
Orioles and the Castelles, and all these weird R&B vocal groups that
would do the real slow stuff, you know, the stuff that's even slower
than doo-wop. The slow, dreamy, druggy kind of stuff. As we were doing
that, we just ran into rockabilly by accident. We'd buy some record, put
the needle down, and we'd say "I wonder what THIS sounds like?" And it
would be some guy going "HYAYAYAYAYAHH!!!" And we'd go "My GOD," you
know? And that's when it first dawned on us, I think, because we were
thinking we wanted to have a band. We'd go see all these bands and we'd
be thinkin' to ourselves "boy, it would be cool if WE had a band," and
then it dawned on us because of some record we brought home, "geez, we
could play this stuff." There were all these bands, like The Rolling
Stones and The New York Dolls, that took R&B and did something with it,
but nobody had really done anything with rockabilly yet. We thought that
would give us a real head start, that we'd have some resources to do
something that came from the blues but hadn't been done yet.

Cosmik: Hey, when you drove away from Selective Hits with all those Sun
records, did you feel like you'd just robbed Fort Knox?

Lux: Oh, yeah! Oh, man... And they not only had Sun records, but they had
stuff from a lot of other labels that were there, too. It was just
amazing. Then when we went to Ohio... We basically went there to get
jobs to buy guitars, because we were on our way to New York, to CBGB's
and everything, because we knew we wanted to have a band. When we got
to Ohio we found there was a place THERE selling Sun records really cheap,
too. They had done the same thing. They had bought a bunch of records
earlier at Selective Hits in Memphis, and they were selling them for a
dollar to five dollars, and the really rare ones were ten dollars.

Cosmik: Which is still one hell of a buy.

Lux: Yeah, oh... I can't even imagine what the really rare records are going
for these days. But that's what's great. These days, you don't have to
have it that way. You can buy reissues. Back then, there was only one
way to get that stuff. You had to find it somewhere, in a junk store or
something, you just had to discover it. Which was the more FUN way of
doing it, but I'm really thrilled that all these reissues are out now so
people can hear it all. We talked about it for a long time when we first
had a band, you know, and people would say "50s music? You don't sound
like 50s music!" People had no idea of the great music that had happened,
rockabilly in particular, just because none of it had been re-released.
Outside of Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis, you know, there wasn't much that
anybody had even heard. It was pretty obscure stuff. Then when all these
reissues started happening, people became aware of this amazing heritage
of great American music that nobody knew about. Which is really good.
You know, it's just music. People shouldn't have to pay 100 dollars for
a record. It's insane.

Cosmik: Agreed. You know, I'd never heard Charlie Feathers until Charly
Records put out some Sun compilation CDs. Hearing him was such a

Lux: Oh, he's my all-time idol. He's just really amazing. Sun Records,
in particular, you know just about anything you buy on Sun Records has
gotta be pretty good. When we recorded at Phillips Records in Memphis,
Sam Phillips came walking into the place, and that was a real amazing
shock. He was covered with grease all over his hands. The hedges had
grown up over the sign in the front, and he was out cutting them with
electric hedge trimmers, and the thing just exploded all over him. So
he was covered with grease, and we all grabbed him and we were shaking
his hand, getting grease all over ourselves! (Laughs)

Cosmik: "It's okay, it's Sam Phillips grease!" (Laughs)

Lux: Yeah, boy, I said "we have almost every record that you ever made here.
Almost every 45 and everything." And he looks up and he goes "Well, y'know
what? You're lucky." (Laughs)

Cosmik: Damn straight! What are some of the prizes of the collection, not
necessarily in terms of market value, but in terms of how big a buzz it
was to find them?

Lux: Lemme see... We found Vern Pullens doin' "Bop Crazy Baby" on Spade
Records, which there are probably only about a hundred of... There's
one that we have by Hank Davis called "Women Train." He has a new CD
out that's really great, and he left that one off. It was the only one
he left off... probably because he thinks it's sexist these days. But
that was a great rockabilly 45 that we found. We've got "Hot And Cold"
by Marvin Rainwater, we've got all the Charlie Feathers singles... We've
got quite a few things from Star-A-Day Records. Those are really great,
all the Star-A-Day stuff... I dunno, I could go on and on about this.

Cosmik: What are some of the records you always look for but never find?

Lux: Well, I really would like "Indian Rock" by The Linn Twins. We've got
one record by them, but this one is like... WAY out there. It's like
"Love Me" by The Phantom, or something. I've seen one copy of it, and
the guy wouldn't sell it.

Cosmik: Is this a rockabilly?

Lux: It's rockabilly, but it's way beyond that, even. It's rockabilly
from outer space. Really archaic, wild, out of control thing.

Cosmik: Is your record collecting habit and your affinity for collectors
partly responsible for the number of singles and EPs you've put out for
each album?

Lux: Oh yeah. To us, the 45 RPM single is... We tend to think in terms of
songs and not albums anyway, so when people say "this is your best album,"
or "I don't like this album as much as that album," I never even know what
to think of it because we think in terms of songs. I'm sure if someone
said "I don't like this song as much as that song," I could start to think
about that. A single is usually the best thing on an album, anyway.

Cosmik: Do you have any use for CDs, or see any hope for the format as a
collector's item?

Lux: I don't know about a collector's item, but I think it's really great that
it happened. Because of that, a whole hell of a lot of music has been
reissued that would not have been reissued otherwise. One of the first
things that came out was that Robert Johnson box set, and it sold something
like 300,000 copies. A Robert Johnson set! If somebody put out a Robert
Johnson ALBUM, it would probably sell about 2,000 copies. But everybody
had new CD players and everybody bought that. I think that's amazing.
Anything that can make people buy a Robert Johnson record, well it's a
good thing.

Cosmik: Are you particularly fond of Halloween?

Lux: Oh yeah, it's always a special night for us.

Cosmik: Are you playing anywhere this Halloween?

Lux: Yeah, in San Francisco. Played there last year, too. We like to play
there on Halloween because they like to dress up insane and go all-out.

Cosmik: When you do shows on Halloween, do you do anything different than
usual, or is usual different ENOUGH?

Lux: That's the one night we dress up... like I'll wear a dress or something.
We're not just the "normal Cramps" that night. Last year our drummer went
as Elizabeth Taylor. [Laughs]

Cosmik: You've been doing this a long time. Do you ever get burned out on
it and want to call it a day?

Lux: Oh, no. It's the funnest thing we do. It gives us energy, it doesn't
take energy.

Cosmik: What's in the plans? What's next?

Lux: Well, we're touring America in a couple weeks, and then we go to Europe
and do a lot of touring... Then after that, we've got some ideas for things,
but I don't wanna say anything because half the time you say something it
doesn't happen, and you're left saying "How come THAT happened?"

Cosmik: [Laughs] Hey, I understand. I'm a big believer in "the jinx" myself.
Well, I've just got one more question here, but it's a long one...
Your music reflects a different culture than most people have been
exposed to: surreal art, trash novels, b-movies... If someone, let's
say someone reading this interview and getting curious about The Cramps,
was going to prepare to listen to your music for the first time, what
would you suggest as a prep course? What would be the perfect films,
books, paintings, etc, to absorb before turning up The Cramps?

Lux: I'd get some 50s horror comics. The kind that were extremely gruesome
and sexy. The kind that inspired them to write that book, The Seduction
Of The Innocents, that talked about how our youth was being destroyed by
comic books. That's one of the first things that happened in the 50s that
led to the youth revolution of the 60s. I'd tell people to buy some
reissues of old rockabilly records, or any kind of real great rock and
roll records. Get some of the sexploitation movies that Something Weird
Video is putting out on video. There's a huge wealth of these sexploitation
movies that people don't even know about yet, and they should. It's a
real important part of Americana. It's a whole world that exists that is
still yet to be known.


POISON IVY RORSCHACH - Talkin' Axes & Amps With The Queen Of The Cramps
Interviewed by DJ Johnson

"This is Ivy. Lux said you had guitar questions?" I was more than a little
surprised, and anything but prepared. I had finished up my interview with
Lux Interior only an hour or two before, and I was already transcribing from
tape when the phone rang. Being the suspicious type, I had figured Ivy
must have blown off the interview because she'd heard all the questions
before anyway. Let's face it, The Cramps have been making great rock and
roll records for two decades. That's probably several thousand interviews.
Who could blame her for getting burned out on the whole process. But here
she was, apparently anxious to talk about one of her favorite topics.

Poison Ivy Rorschach once said she admired anyone who declared themselves
king or queen of their own little world, or words to that effect. She never
had to declare herself queen. It was an unspoken fact acknowledged by all
who witnessed The Cramps in performance. As the Gretch-slinging,
garter-wearing head mistress of rock and roll, Ivy has probably been lusted
after more than any other woman in the biz, and it's unfortunate that the
public perception often stops right there, because behind the sex goddess
image there lurks a mighty fine guitarist.

In recent years, Ivy's playing has finally been mentioned favorably in
various guitar publications, but the press in general almost seems to be
unaware that she even plays guitar at all. This is somewhat perplexing
to Ivy, but then she's certainly no stranger to sexist attitudes, and that
is most likely the root of the matter. We began with that subject.

* * *

Cosmik: Ivy, your playing on Badsville is hotter than ever, and I talk to
players all the time who list you as an influence. Not bad for someone
the critics said "couldn't play." Are you surprised to find yourself
getting that kind of recognition?

Poison Ivy: Yeah, it does seem like I'm getting it on this album, though
I'm still surprised how little I... Like I've gotten recognition, like
from Guitar Player [Magazine], and this and that, but like you mentioned
that you thought I must get tired of answering guitar questions, and
NOBODY ever talks to me about music or guitar. It's actually weird
that they don't. They say stuff like..."Lux's sidekick." [Laughs]
What am I, Igor going "Huhuhuh, Lux, let's play 'Surfin' Bird'" or

Cosmik: Do you resent that a lot?

Poison Ivy: Well, it's just kind of weird, because they'll also say we're
sexist, but they won't even comment on my playing as being unique, which
I find pretty sexist.

Cosmik: It seems like there would be a paradox there, because the way you
dress on stage would invite sexist attitudes, but the danger in your
persona would make a lot of people afraid to approach you that way.

Poison Ivy: It does. Yeah, it does. No, I don't have problems. Some
other band, some female guitar player, said she got hassled, but I don't.
I guess I look like I would dish it back.

Cosmik: It just seems to me that you would scare them away from doing that.

Poison Ivy: I think we even get the kind of fans that wanna BE scared by us.

Cosmik: I can tell you really love the key of E...

Poison Ivy: I do.

Cosmik: Powerful chord, isn't it?

Poison Ivy: It is. I also love D. I love the D to E thing a lot. Something
about going back and forth from D to E. Isn't that strange how if you
change key, it doesn't seem the same? Cuz I know that color... like in
sound and color there's supposed to be different frequencies, like a higher
octave of sound is supposed to manifest in colors like green or red. That
must just be something that you hear in a different chord. Yeah, I love
E. I also love E because I like doing a lot of open things.

Cosmik: Like open string stuff, riffing and all that.

Poison Ivy: Yeah.

Cosmik: And you can obviously also kick ass in other keys, but it seems
like even the songs in other keys touch on E somewhere in the meat of
the riff. "Monkey With Your Tail," for instance, which is in F-sharp.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, I don't know why, I just always feel it's like home. It's
like headquarters or something. [Laughs]

Cosmik: It's your anchor.

Poison Ivy: It must be. Cuz you're right, that song starts in F-Sharp and
then goes back and forth on E. It's also partly to do with the keys the
singer sings in. Which I think a lot of bands don't bother to do that,
to play in good keys for the singers, because with a lot of bands, it's
the singer that keeps me from liking the band. We'll always try like
10 different keys until we find one that's just in the pocket for the
singer. I wonder if some bands do that, and I think they should consider
it, because with a lot of these bands I think the guy can't sing, but the
band's just not finding his key. You know, it helps.

Cosmik: On a lot of the indie punk records I get, the singers are just

Poison Ivy: I think it's like every man for himself. They don't think "maybe
we should move that or adjust that." That's one thing we always do. We
always experiment. Lux has a pretty good range, and he can sing things
in different keys, but sometimes a song just sounds more exciting if he
sings it higher. Or just the opposite; depending on the nature of the song
and the tempo, it might sound more sinister if he sings it low. So we'll
rehearse it in like three different keys, and they'll all have different
feels to them. Even if he can sing all of them, maybe one of 'em, he's
straining his voice, and sometimes straining his voice makes it sound
more exciting, so we'll go with it. So we experiment a lot. I think we
work harder than some bands in that department. Doesn't sound like it.
The way it comes off, they say we have simple boneheaded songs that don't
evolve, but there's a lot of work there.

Cosmik: Yeah, but they say it because it's not glossy.

Poison Ivy: I think it's like a cultural slur. When someone is from outside
a culture, they'll say "all that music sounds alike," or "all those people
from that culture LOOK alike," because they're not tuned in to all those
subtleties. To a lot of people blues all sounds alike. I'm not tuned
into the subtleties of reggae. I know there's a lot of it there, but it's
just not my world. Or hip-hop. It's just all different for different
people, and they should at least acknowledge that maybe they just don't
know instead of criticizing. Maybe it's better just to back off and say
"I don't know that."

Cosmik: I can't tell you how often I end up defending reggae to people who
don't even know where Jamaica is.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, and any kind of music, you have to really be into it, and
you have to figure if you're NOT into something, it could be because you,
the listener, haven't really jumped into that world or that culture. There
are types of music I like that I won't attempt to play or be influenced by.
I like music from India, but it wouldn't be authentic if... I mean, how
could I begin to be influenced? It's so culturally different. So I'm
going to play what I think I can play authentically.

Cosmik: And would it even work in the context of The Cramps.

Poison Ivy: Not right now. I mean... [laughs] that might take about 50 years
to incorporate it into the music.

Cosmik: Then again, The Cramps just might BE there in 50 years. [Laughs]
So for now you continue to explore the power of the open chords and
rockabilly and punk. I'm guessing that you're fond of Link Wray.

Poison Ivy: Oh, I LOVE Link Wray. Still. He was initially my biggest
influence, and he still is. I hear more and more. No matter how long
I've been doing this, I hear something new when I listen to him. Maybe
because I'm not the same person, maybe I know more from playing longer.
It enables me to hear more now, so it seems like I'm always hearing
something new and getting influenced by some new aspect of Link Wray.
He's just so... it's like guitar at the end of the world. So austere.
And so much drama. You know, he makes the most out of the least, for

Cosmik: So many guitar players follow the path of the intricate melody, which
is fine, whereas it seems your focus has been the power you can get
out of the open strings, and just finding the guts, the balls of an E
chord, which is why I asked you about Link.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, that's probably what made me aware of it or tuned me into
it, because my favorite guitarist is Link Wray, and I guess the thing I
like in what he does is what I wanna do, too. I just like hearing a lot
of strings splashing all at once. And just the austerity and the starkness
of how he plays, you know? The drama that's created by not overplaying.

Cosmik: Exactly. Which is still the number one crime committed by the average
guitarist, in my opinion. With all these songs in E and A, how do you
manage to keep it fresh and dangerous sounding where so many other
players can't?

Poison Ivy: I don't know. And I appreciate you saying that, because some
people would say that we just keep doing the same thing over and over,
which I don't think we do. So that means you're tuned into the subtlety
of it, which is great. I don't know... We collect a lot of records,
and I just hear a variety of things done in that key on those records.
It's kind of a weird form of meditation, I guess, because meditation
means just focusing on one thing for a very long time and finding all
the different layers of it and all the different things you can get out
of it instead of flitting from here to there. It's like "what ELSE can
I wring out of this chord? Is there another way to attack it?" But I
have a lot of inspiration. There's just such great stuff on records, so
there's always somebody to [listen to], and there's an infinite amount
of ways to play even the most cliched rock and roll. There are just so
many angles. If what I do is fresher than what others do, I don't know
what it is, unless they're just not listening to enough records to get

Cosmik: I think it goes back to not knowing when not to play, too. I listen
to "Cramps Stomp," and there's so much power from chords just tailing off,
just hitting a chord and letting it snarl and sneer.

Poison Ivy: It's a real joy to play 'em that way. I think some guitarists
get led into an ego thing where they want to perform in some technical
way, which even if you can it's not always the best thing to choose to
do. I still like the idea of playing for the pure euphoria. My favorite
thing to play, still, is rhythm. It's just so euphoric that I really
get high playing. Certain things I play don't even feel like it's me
playing it, and that's my favorite kind of playing. I think guitarists
can get caught up in trying to be recognized for something technical or
intricate that they're doing, but they lose the whole world of getting
high just from playing when they do that.

Cosmik: Is "Haulass Hyena" in the key of A with the tape sped up?

Poison Ivy: It's got shifting keys. It was really hard to learn it, in
a way, to remember where to go, and now I've got to learn it again
because we have to go on tour soon. So many songs, I've recorded
them and never played them since. I remember I got out every guitar
boogie record we had... there's like "Earthquake Boogie," "Guitar
Boogie Shuffle," the Larry Collins/Joe Maphis "Hurricane" and... I think
I got out like 10 different guitar boogie records and I thought "can I
cram all this into one song?" [Laughs] Our poor drummer, he's so good
on it, but boy, when we first wrote the song we were like "okay, when
this part comes you do like this, and then you stop, and then you..."
and he was just staring into space. But then they did it, and they
learned it pretty quickly.

Cosmik: They got it down. I was talking to Lux about the animal imagery
tunes, like "Monkey With Your Tail" is my favorite track on the new

Poison Ivy: It's mine, but I don't know why. It's something really juvenile
about it that I like, or jungly, or primitive... I don't know what it is.

Cosmik: The beast within... The wild thing.

Poison Ivy: Yeah. I really love doo-wop R&B vocal group stuff. It kinda
reminds me of that.

Cosmik: Really? You're a doo-wop fan?

Poison Ivy: Oh, that's how we got into the record collecting, initially.
Vocal groups. Then we just discovered rockabilly and everything else
while buying that. It's still an influence, but it's an influence that's
not recognized because we don't sing harmony. I get guitar parts from
vocal harmony parts. We don't get ideas from regular sources. We'll
get ideas for guitar parts from the saxophone parts on a record. Things
that aren't obvious. I love sax, you know? We've never had one in our
band, but I love sax. I don't PLAY sax, but I like it as much as guitar
to listen to, like 50s rock and roll, the really obnoxious kind of sax.

Cosmik: The kind of sax with guts and balls.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, and like that baritone sax that sounds really dirty.

Cosmik: Tone that really vibrates ya.

Poison Ivy: Big Jay McNeeley... He's not baritone, he's alto, but he's really
wild. He's wicked.

Cosmik: I was talking with Lux about the kinds of sounds you've absorbed into
your music. With you guys it's all melted into a central sound so nobody
would be apt to say "oh, check out the R&B influence in this one," but it's
definitely there. There IS R&B. Like "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog."

Poison Ivy: Yeah. Oh, that and... "Ultra Twist" was totally like the Ike-ettes
and that kind of influence. I'm trying to remember which song on this
album is kind of like a soul song... Well, "Super Goo" went past that.
By the time we finished that, it got pretty schlocky. [Laughs]

Cosmik: I loved your version of "Peter Gunn" on the Del-Fi Mancini tribute.
(Shots In The Dark.)

Poison Ivy: I love the song "Peter Gunn," and that was an opportunity to do
it. I don't know if The Cramps would have had an excuse to do it. Aside
from just collecting records in general, we collect certain songs, and
"Peter Gunn" is one of them. With some songs, it's hard to find a bad
version. They're all really fascinating, but different. There are all
these cool but very different versions of "Peter Gunn," so I've just
always wanted to do that song.

Cosmik: I'm curious... What did you think of The Art Of Noise's version?

Poison Ivy: Well, I was about to say there's not a bad version, EXCEPT...
That one just didn't make it for me. And I love Duane Eddy so much, but
I just didn't see what... I guess it helped Art Of Noise more than it
helped him. But there are some songs that are pretty hard to screw up,
like that one, "Harlem Nocturne," and "Night Train." All the versions
there are are just usually pretty great, and I just wanted to add my own.

Cosmik: How did you get involved with the Del-Fi project?

Poison Ivy: We were at a friends house, and he said he was going to be doing
something for it. He had a list of what everybody was doing, and I was
pretty amazed that no one was doing "Peter Gunn," so I just said "Oooo!
Here's my chance!" Del-Fi seemed excited to have my track on there, too.
They seemed like nice people, and they're based in LA, too. So it was
easy to do.

Cosmik: I assume you collect surf records, also?

Poison Ivy: Yeah.

Cosmik: Did you get a little buzz from being on a label with so much surf

Poison Ivy: Oh, definitely. That was part of why I wanted to do it. I used
to collect their records before we were IN a band, and I never thought I'd
have a song on Del-Fi! I mean, that's probably a silly thing to get
excited about, but I was even excited about having a record on RCA in
Spain. Most people would think "well, that's a major," but to me, it was
the label Elvis was on. "Wow, I'm on the label ELVIS was on!" So, yeah,
it was great. Del-Fi had a LOT of cool stuff on it.

Cosmik: Is that a major buzz for you, having been a collector all your life,
knowing that people are out there madly collecting all your stuff?

Poison Ivy: Yeah, it's weird. Some of the records are really collector's
items now.

Cosmik: I asked Lux about this, too. You put out five or six EPs and singles
for each album, and most bands don't do that. You guys make some of the
coolest collector's items out there.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, and then there's the whole bootleg thing, too, which is

Cosmik: Does that bug you?

Poison Ivy: Most of it does, because a lot of it is pretty bad quality. There
are some that are pretty good, but most of them aren't. And they retitle
songs because we have fans that'll collect everything. So they change the
title of a song, and our fans take the records home and... like they'll
call "Psychotic Reaction" something, like on one they called it "A Walk
Down Broadway." So the fans think "well I never heard them do THAT song,
I guess I'd better plunk down all my dough and buy this." Then they take it
home and it's "Psychotic Reaction." It's mean. But other ones seem more
fan oriented. Some are really slick and have bar codes, and you can tell
it's just there to hustle money, and then another one will be like a real
crazy looking fan thing by some psycho, and that's kinda more interesting.

Cosmik: [Laughs] That's a whole 'nother scary area.

Poison Ivy: Yeah, but it's kind of exciting.

Cosmik: You played without a bass player in the band for a long long time.
Was it hard to adjust to playing WITH a bassist?

Poison Ivy: No, it wasn't, because it evolved in a real natural way on A
Date With Elvis. We didn't have a fourth band member, and I had already
done that song, "Surfin' Dead," for the soundtrack of Return Of The Living
Dead. We were still between members at the time that we made that, so I
just made a wall of guitar and included bass. They said they wanted it
to be "real pop," but OUR notion of pop was like Phil Spector, not 80s
pop, so we put that Phil Spector thing, that kind of "bomp...bomp-bomp...
bomp...bomp-bomp" beat in there. Then, when we made A Date With Elvis,
we still didn't have anyone. Also, the bass I played with was a Dan
Electro 6 string, and I also played a little bit of Fender VI on A Date
With Elvis. I only played a real bass on one song. But I kinda dug it.
It seemed even more prehistoric, to me. It was simpler. It's kind of,
in a way, given me more space to go from chords to lead and whatever. It
hasn't really changed what The Cramps is. A lot of people think it has,
but Slim [bassist Slim Chance] still takes solos on "TV Set," and he plays
those breaks on "God Monster." That's the bass player, it ain't me. So
nothing's different. It's just a different octave. In a way, we're still
acting like a two-guitar band. He does very un-typical things for a bass.
A lot of the fuzz is on bass. The fuzz pedal immediately takes all the low
end out anyhow. So it really hasn't been much of a change. The place I
notice the difference is on rockabilly songs. It's given them more power.
It's nothing slicker. I've heard people say it's slicker. It's just that
you have an octave. With Brian Gregory and The Kid, we had them playing
bass lines on the guitar. They were playing everything on the 5th and
6th strings, just literally bass lines. Nothing's changed, in that way.
To me, it's just more primitive and prehistoric and heavy, and it just
evolved naturally.

Cosmik: Is gear a big issue with you? Are you into gear?

Poison Ivy: Yeah... Yeah.

Cosmik: What's your setup right now?

Poison Ivy: My 1958 Gretch Chet Atkins 6120. Usually I play several guitars,
but this is the first time I played a whole album with that guitar.

Cosmik: Kind of gave it a cohesive sound, too, didn't it?

Poison Ivy: Oh, it's a great sound. I record with small amps. You get a
bigger sound with small amps. I prefer that.

Cosmik: Like what?

Poison Ivy: Valco. Live, I play with vintage Fenders. 15 inch speakers.
Real simple and tiny. Small gear, big noise. Now, everything's miked,
so when you see the stacks it's all for show. It's got nothing to do
with the sound that's being made at all. You know, not that "show"
doesn't have its use, but that's all it is, it's just show.

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We had run well past the allotted time for this interview, so I asked Ivy
if she'd do one more thing for me. I asked her to do a quick voiceover for
our online "radio" show, Audible Debris, that I could use as a segue into
Cramps tunes. After 45 minutes of conversation in which she sounded like
Ivy, the girl next door, it was definitely Poison Ivy Rorschach who quickly
said "Hi, this is Poison Ivy. Stay sick with Cosmik Debris." Look for The
Cramps in the coming month, because they may just slide into your town for
a while, and you wouldn't want to miss that.